Friday Fotos: Thanksgiving Treat

While other birds were being stuffed in most American kitchens, Grace and I took a trip to the local duck pond and stuffed birds of another kind.

Scary Quote

“Every religious Jew knows that when you keep the Shabbat, the Shabbat in turn keeps and protects you.”

Background: Due to a recent public sector labor strike, workers at Israel’s Ben Gurion airport refused to process passengers and aircraft coming or going. This work stoppage caused a tremendous backup that stranded passengers from all airlines.

Once the strike ended, all the airlines, including El Al, Israel’s recently privatized, national carrier, worked overtime on Shabbat (Sabbath) to get their stranded passengers to their destinations. El Al’s “desecration” of the Sabbath has stirred quite a controversy in Israel, particularly but not exclusively among religious Jews.

On Monday, following the perceived Sabbath desecration, a New York bound El Al aircraft had to return to Ben Gurion Airport due to a landing gear malfunction and some (perhaps, many) among the religiously observant community saw it as a sign that God was displeased with El Al.

Minor Question: Is this any different than Pat Robertson suggesting that Ariel Sharon’s massive stroke demonstrated God’s displeasure with his handling of Gaza and the West Bank?

Real Issue: Is it appropriate to suggest that the Sabbath has such powers? Did God intend for the Sabbath to watch over the nation of Israel? Can it really watch over Israel? It is commonly said that if all Jews would observe the Sabbath two consecutive times, Messiah will present himself. While this is clearly an unbiblical assertion, it is dramatically different than suggesting that the Sabbath has protective power.

Psalm 121
I lift up my eyes to the hills –
where does my help come from?
My help comes from the LORD,
the maker of Heaven and Earth.

He will not let your foot slip –
He who watches over you will not slumber;
Indeed, He who watches over Israel
will neither slumber nor sleep.

The LORD watches over you –
The LORD is your shade at your right hand;
the sun will not harm you by day,
nor the moon by night.

The LORD will keep you from all harm –
He will watch over your life;
the LORD will watch over your coming and going
both now and forevermore.

If I’ve got a choice between trusting the Sabbath and trusting the LORD, I’m going with the LORD every time.

Friday Fotos: A Little Over the Top?

Explanation: This “toilet target” is apparently located in the restroom of a very devoted University of Oklahoma fan. (For those not from those parts, the longhorn is the mascot for the University of Texas, the longtime rival of OU.)

Question: Is this just a little over the top? Not just the clash of colors and lack of interior design, but the target itself?

I know it’s all just fun and a little rivalry, but really. Maybe, I’ve become a soft OU fan as a result of Texas’ recent success.

Confession: My wife and I got up early to watch last year’s NCAA national championship game and ran around the room hollering when Vince Young scored the go-ahead touchdown, that eventually proved to be the game winner. That was clearly one of my favorite sports moments since moving to Israel.

Having said all that, we’re definitely watching the Big 12 Championship Game and cheering for Oklahoma over Nebraska. Go Sooners!

My Trip to Space

For as long as I can remember, I have been intrigued with looking into the skies. I remember as a youngster laying on the porch or in the yard and staring off into the blue skies, following the clouds or planes as they passed overhead. I can stare at a full moon for hours just wondering what it would be like to walk on its surface.

Since I’m a realist, I realize that I have no chance in this life to experience a moonwalk or fly on Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic civilian space flights. However, I did get a pretty good substitute when I got an insider’s look at the NASA Johnson Space Centerin Houston.

One of the members of a church we were visiting in Houston is a senior engineer at NASA and he generously gave us a tour through the Space Shuttle training facility. The Houston training center is where the astronauts learn the ins and outs of going into space. Their training includes everything from how to put on their space suits (which cost 12 million dollars each) to making emergency exits from the shuttle aircraft.

Our guide told us that it is common to see astronauts moving about the floor doing various training exercises. However, he said we may not recognize them because they wouldn’t necessarily be dressed as astronauts. So, I questioned everybody that we met: “Are you an astronaut.” Unfortunately, “no” was always the answer I received. Not meeting a real live astronaut may have been the only disappointing thing that happened (or didn’t happen) that day.

During our tour we were allowed to go into the training module where the astronauts learn to flip all the switches that control the aircraft, which was really impressive. With so many switches, how do they remember which is which? From this same cockpit, they fly the shuttle and control the mechanical arm in the work bay. Just below the flight deck is a storage area, which is also where the astronauts sleep and go to the restroom. Really cool stuff.

The kids in our group were most impressed with the shuttle restroom. It was quite compact, smaller than a Johnny-on-the-Spot portable potty. The seat was very small, but adequate for its purpose. On either side of the seat are two L-shape bars, which rotate over the astronaut’s thighs to hold him/her appropriately in place. Don’t forget, the shuttle travels at 17,000 miles per hour and is in a zero gravity environment, which means it might not be easy to stay in place.

The adults snickered most at the restroom’s “rear-view” mirror, which is exactly that – a rear-view mirror. This particular tool helps the astronaut make sure his/her hygienic needs are adequately managed.

After the shuttle restroom, we had the opportunity to walk through the training module for the next section of the Space Lab. The Japanese science lab is the next section scheduled to be added to the Space Lab. I was probably most surprised at how small this section really is. I can’t imagine being confined to this small area for six months. And I’m guessing it seems much smaller when you realize you are surrounded by the vastness of outer space.

If you ever get to tour the Johnson Space Center, I would definitely recommend doing so.

What I Learned at Chuck E. Cheese’s

As a reward to Grace for graciously spending so many hours locked down in her car seat as we travel the country, I try to find a Chuck E. Cheese’s or something similar along the way, or in our destination city. Grace runs from game to game pressing buttons, watching flashing lights and occasionally she will park long enough to play a game.

In a recent trip to the pizza arcade, I learned a couple of things. The first thing I learned is how to guarantee a higher skeeball score, thereby increasing the number of tickets distributed by the machine.

I’m not sure if the manager of the establishment would approve, but I learned that if you walk up the deck and simply place the balls in the highest number hole (as demonstrated by the girl in the photo at the top right), you can really run up the score.

It’s not a very competitive approach, but it does increase your average score.

The second thing I learned is that there is generally a big difference in the way men and women approach playing arcade games with their children. My observation is that women tend to patiently watch their children play the games and rarely interfere, regardless of the outcome. By that I mean, it matters not if the child wins redeemable tickets or not. On the other hand, men tend to “help” their children play the games, eventually taking over for the child. It seems that the dads have good motives: they want the kid to get as many redeemable tickets as possible, and there’s no sense in not winning tickets just because a kid can’t push a button quick enough or throw a ball through a particular hole.

I’ve also noticed that dads scan the games for tickets that have been carelessly left behind by inattentive children. Women, it seems, couldn’t care less if 100 tickets sit abandoned in front of an arcade game – they will not touch them. Let’s just say that men will generally react to said find in a completely different manner.

At first, I thought this was simply a difference between Colleen and me. But, after taking a step back and watching many families at different pizza arcades, I’ve come to believe that my observations reveal a general rule. Obviously, there are exceptions, but they are just that, exceptions.

There is one rule, though, that has NO EXCEPTIONS: No matter how many tickets you win, the amount of tickets it takes to get any prize is not reciprocal to the value of the prize. No exceptions.